Thursday, May 21, 2015

Boy Window Chapter 20: Blissfully Short

Last time in Boy Window... DBD was doing the creep, and we find out that he is beating his new family (to no one's surprise). Jake, Liam, and Johnny make a plan to liberate Johnny's family without telling Amber. Jake cries in Liam's arms and slash fic is demanded.

Chapter 20

We are back in Amber's POV and it is a week later. The guys are being suspicious and sneaky.

They were always off talking in hushed whispers, and would stop whenever I went near them.”


Amber mildly suspects they are talking about her

I didn't want to talk about that man ever again, so if they were to talk about me and leave me out of it, then good.”

What? What does talking about Amber have to do with talking about DBD? It makes sense for her insecurities to make her thinking they are talking about her, and it makes even more sense that she assumes that they are talking about what happened to her, but nothing in the paragraphs references DBD. The phrase “that man” is the only indication that DBD still narratively exists. It just sounds odd.

It's friday morning, Liam is getting out of bed first. They banter. Liam says he has things to do, but in the most “I'm obviously lying” way since Jan Brady.



Naturally, Amber jumps to

He's cheating on me...

You know what would have made this tense, interesting, and make me worry about the state of their relationship? If we didn't get Liam's side of the conversation in the last chapter. Moseley spent so much of the first half of this book asserting how little faith Amber has in Liam. At the time, it seemed dumb because he is stupidly smitten with Amber (for no reason). By not giving away in the last chapter that is all a secret plan to save Johnny's family, there would have been some stakes. There would have been some pay off for all that “will he break my heart” business. It would cement the idea in Amber's and the audiences mind that Liam is not shitty by play with our expectations. But I guess we are not allowed to think poorly of Liam (since his earlier manic sexually aggressive behavior is supposed to be excusable), not even for a few chapters.

And literally, a paragraph and a sentence later

I trusted him. I was sure that he wouldn't cheat on me – that had just been a stupid spur of the moment thought.”

This sentence is either Amber lying to herself, or Moseley dismissing logic again, or the writing is just bad. What is Amber's motivation and reasons as a character for thinking that Liam might be cheating? Because there has to be a reason for it. Strong characters are built on motivation. You know when an actor or director asks “What's my motivation?” that is a serious question. So why write that sentence and then this one, if Amber doesn't actually think that Liam is cheating? What purpose does this serve?

Smooches and sweet nothings happen, then Liam leaves. Amber finds out that Jake is all



Amber believes him and a random idiot takes her to school. As it turns out, Johnny is mysteriously sick too. Again, this would actually be surprising and curious if we didn't know they were planning something.

School passed unbelievably slowly because I didn't have seeing Liam at lunchtime to look forward to.”

It's going to suck for them when they get jobs. Or when Liam goes to college. Or if/when Liam becomes a pro-hockey player and has away games.

My stomach felt queasy, and I couldn't even force anything down for lunch.

Great, now I'm getting sick!

Either this is some placebo thing or I'm going to get very angry very soon.

Kate takes Amber home and while there she runs into the boys, Ruby and the baby.

What the heck are they doing here? Wait, I thought Kate said Johnny was sick. He doesn't look sick.”

Why is Amber the dumbest person around? Why is she the main character and not a box of dull pencils? They would be more interesting.

They tell Amber that DBD is up to old tricks and her first response is

He'd been getting abused and he didn't tell me? I could feel myself getting angry with him.”


Says the girl who didn't want to tell him about her own abuse even though there was the strong possibility that DBD was beating him.

Amber stops herself from yelling at him when she sees that he is distraught. I'm still pissed because she is hypocritical and not wanting to kick someone when their down doesn't make you a good person (it only makes you not a bad one). Instead, she hugs him and says

'You could have talked to me'”

Way to rock the guilt trip Amber.

Amber finds out what we already know, that they have been planning the escape all week. Everyone says that Amber doesn't look well and the chapter ends with

Damn, I'm so hot! My lips and fingers were tingling and I started to feel a little dizzy.”

And I think she passed out. Honestly, I don't know because it just ends there.

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