Monday, June 1, 2015

Boy Window Chapter 23: I'm Almost There

Last time in Boy Window...DBD showed up. He hit Amber so hard she miscarried. Liam beat him like an egg and got arrested for it, even though it was the only action thus far that has made any sense.

Chapter 23
“~Amber~”

Can we be done with the alternating POV's now? Its not annoying anymore, it's just tiring.

Amber is wigging out because Liam is getting arrested. She gets up to protest but Liam tells her not to.

Jeez, the silly boy is being arrested, yet he's still worried about me?

Is it just me or is the phrase “Jeez, the silly boy” a bit too casual for what is going on. I would get it if she was feel addled by pain meds, but she hasn't mentioned feeling foggy and her narration is fairly clear-minded.

Amber says it wasn't his fault.

“'There's been a serious complaint, Ma'am. We need to investigate'”

And when they ask Liam why he was pummeling DBD he will say “he hit his daughter, my girlfriend and a minor, she started to bleed and I wanted to defend her.” Hell, wanna add a cherry on top of that “DBD is fucked sunday”? Tell them why he was there and what he has done to both families.



“'Can I kiss my girlfriend goodbye? She's just had a miscarriage'”

And instead of the cop going “Wait. You're girlfriend, Amber Walker, miscarried yesterday and the guy who is accusing you of GBH is named Stephen Walker and was assaulted yesterday?” he just lets Liam smooch Amber. And you can't say the cop doesn't know Amber's name because they are in her hospital room and the incident that they are investigating took place at Amber's house were an ambulance was sent.

Instead, Amber cries and clings to Liam saying that it's all her fault but does not say anything that would actually help like “my dad beat me and Liam was protecting me”. Hell, if they “investigate” like they say they have to, they will need witness testimony and three of the four people present will attest that DBD hit Amber first. Hell, it is the only sequence of events that make any sense because Amber probably has a bruise proving that someone hit her, and if Liam was wailing on DBD, then her injury had to be either done by Jake or by the dad before Liam started his attack.


“My mind was whirling, trying to come up with a solution or plan.”

Besides hiring a lawyer/solicitor, gathering the testimony of half a dozen people to do what I have been saying this whole goddamn time?




“I could press charges as well, then they would see that my father hit me first, and then Liam would get let off because he was defending me. But they wouldn't let him off for that, would they? Defending me was one thing, but he went crazy, they'd never believe that what he did was self-defence.”


Temporary insanity plea? Extreme emotional distress? You are telling me that the only logical answer is the wrong one because there is a chance they wont believe him. What would the alternative be? DBD's new family came over for a slumber party, DBD got wasted and Liam started punching him for no reason?

“Even if I pressed charges against my father, Liam's charges would still stand. Self-defense or not, he was still going to be charged with GBH because he did do it, even though it was provoked.”

…is self-defense not a viable defense in the UK? Or does this not take place in the UK does this take place in some alternate dimension where the legal system runs on a infinite improbability drive?

“What if he got sent to jail for this, and I lost him?”

This is a reasonable concern, my understanding is that the maximum sentence for grievous bodily harm is 25 years, but if self-defense is not a legal defense in this world, then what can you do? Now that I think about it, why isn't it a defense? If someone commits justifiable homicide then do they still go to jail? This is confusing. More confusing is that I'm only 1 page into this chapter.

Amber decides the only way to free Liam is to get DBD to drop the charges. She calls Jake, explains the situation, and he heads over to the hospital. She then calls DBD. Their conversation can be summed up like this

Amber: Drop the charges

DBD: Come to my house, alone, and we can talk about it *twirls mustache*

Repeat a few times

Amber: Okay.

Jake comes over. Amber tells him to go to the police station to see what can be done, then becomes that asshole customer that makes your day shit by discharging herself early and giving attitude to the nurse. Moseley then takes the time to have a semi real conversation were Amber signs a waiver saying she is leaving against the advice of her doctor. Considering how much sense isn't made throughout this novel, I can't imagine why this attempt at reason is here, other than to confuse and confound me.

The chapter ends with Amber going to DBD and sending a text to Jake saying


“'I'm at Dad's. Please come and get me, right now. DON'T CALL ME BACK. Amber x'”

And when Jake walks in on DBD attacking you he will kill him and go to jail for life because, as we have established this chapter, if someone commits a crime it doesn't matter why they did it, only that they did.

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